This is not related to today’s Daily, but you don’t want to see pictures of the Guinea worm.

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+MSA’s constitution constitutes that their Constitutional Convention was unconstitutional.

+A 2005 graduate now works in Sudan, battling a parasite called the Guinea worm. It’s a uniquely inspiring and stomach-churning story, to say the least.

+Before informing us that he’s a liberal and we’re conservatives, Vincent Patsy shocks us with a Sarah Palin gem: “At best, her vision of the future is a mix between whatever World War II special she happened to catch last night and a Norman Rockwell calendar”.

+Samuel Marvin gently explains basic state government functions and processes to the Daily, following their condemnation of Governor Granholm for the elimination of the Promise Scholarship on Monday.

+On a related note, the Daily is excited about legislation in the state House to overturn a 2004 amendment that prevents spousal benefits for same-sex couples. It would only take 2/3 of the House to pass it! Can you help them sort that one out, too, Sam?

+A student’s Barack Obama poster was found with a derogatory racist term scrawled across the front. The police did not seem to understand that the problem is greater than the $5 it would take to replace the poster. (Really, read this one.)

+The Arts section actually gave something (“Precious”) 4 stars. This can’t be right. Cue Twilight Zone music.

+The Daily likes sportz and they don’t care who knows.